A: In general, insecurities make people try too hard; they yearn for attention, which often-times, sadly, leads to annyoing behaviors, which, over time, become annoying character traits.
Q: Why are Shakespeare's plays so often produced?
A: In addition to being a marvelous story-teller with a rare gift for language, Shakespeare has been dead for quite some time. Therefore, theater companies do NOT have to pay royalties for productions of his plays. You would think they would at least make a small contribution to a charity (Oxford orphans? Second-Best-Bed Society?), but . . .
Q: What's your favorite play?
A: The down-and-out.
Q: Who's your favorite Actor?
A: Donald Rumsfeld. What a superb villain!
Q: When is over-acting in a comedy OK?
A: When you are W.C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin or Groucho Marx.
Q: Why did the Seattle Seahawks -- clearly the better team -- lose in Super Bowl XL?
A: A complex plot, involving ABC, the referees, league officials, advertisers, and the Pittsburgh Steelers. It was an intricate conspiracy (with resulting cover-up) the likes are usually heard only on Coast to Coast, the wonderful syndicated radio show.
Q: This Web site sucks.
A: Sorry, that's not a Question.